MasterInfection0913's Journal
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An experience18:51 Dec 31 2009
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I realized that I dont like using the toilet completely naked....i just to think its the right thing to do...
I like the idea of doing the dance, having trouble with my pants, barely missing the seat, almost falling off the toilet, regrouping, doing the job, wiping and leaving....
this whole, realizing I have to pee...calmly walking to the toilet, sitting down, finishing and mission complete.... no so much my cup of tea...
*shrugs*
Indian Givers...lmao05:51 Dec 29 2009
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don't rate me a 10 and then rate me a one later because you forgot you hated me when i had my other SN
douche bag
Jamila joke of the day05:49 Dec 29 2009
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Why do my batteries die right as I am about to cum?
*laughs and rolls around on floor dramatically*
Carol18:18 Dec 28 2009
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My computer is Carol.
I think of Carol as my child....
the bag i carry her in is her car seat...
her AC adapter? Her food....
Its only weird if you are normal :P
Something I don't like....18:14 Dec 28 2009
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when people call me sweetie, sweetheart, honey, etc...
I associate those titles with children...
....bad idea guys, bad idea lol
especially if you are about my age....a 16 year old calling me hun? makes my blood boil...its hot enough in this house as it is.
a thought while chewy gum...18:13 Dec 28 2009
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wireless...not so convenient
firefox....not to convenient...
firefix gets mad at me when i don't capitalize it.
Men suck. Oh no, don't think I'm bias. Women suck too.
Straight wives and girlfriends often kill my mood. Not straight (the word bisexual bothers me) wives and girlfriends are less offended by my presence...
gum is tasty...the end.
Text-speak: A sarcastic note.17:17 Dec 28 2009
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As much as I love 'short', sweet, and to the point profiles, cutting out letters and replacing then with numbers and symbols doesn't exactly get me going....
just a little thought i had while rating...
cheesy louisey06:28 Dec 27 2009
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http://fubar.com/join_w1.php?friend=3530162
apparently my sex site needs you lol
Floss05:33 Dec 21 2009
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do it now...
Cum05:13 Dec 20 2009
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I went to see Ninja Assassin last night...
I came in the seat...it was fucking amazing...I would go Bi for that guy lol
Yawn05:12 Dec 20 2009
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who has been working 12 hour shifts for the past two weeks?
I have....
*passes out*
god yes 03:22 Dec 16 2009
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You can't tell me this isn't amazing...(its a game bt-dubz)
Addictions17:58 Dec 14 2009
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Addiction Number One (being the most important lmao): Twizzlers...
In the past 3 days I have consumed over 5 pounds of them
Yes, I have the free will NOT to buy them, but when they are tasty and some store somewhere is selling them by pound in large amounts you can tell me you wouldn't buy them either :P
Addiction Number Two: My hygiene.
My personal well being comes first but after knowing how much candy I have eaten in the past few days I feel the need to pick up the pace on this project and clean my face more often, drink more water, and brush my teeth four times a day versus my three times a day.
Addiction Number Three: we will call him...Chris:
'Chris' Likes the way I smell after I finish my compulsive cleaning rituals. He likes it a little more than most should I think...so he tends to get *cough-cough*...You can figure the rest out right?
*Sings* "One thing leads to another!!!"
Irony17:44 Dec 14 2009
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Now that I can wear whatever I want at work, I never know what to wear to work. lol
...07:25 Dec 13 2009
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there are a lot of noises that make me want to kill small children.... *cringes*
Maybe this is just me05:39 Dec 10 2009
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I think there is something wrong with having 3410 pictures in one profile and expecting someone to sit down and rate all of them...
I mean damn, come on...
Protection Stamp majig 20:49 Dec 06 2009
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I don't feel like putting them in everyone's inbox so if you want it or whatever here it is...
just drop me a line saying that you have it so i dont bother ya.
YES!01:45 Dec 06 2009
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Oh Random Harvest, you have stolen my heart again!
thought00:58 Dec 06 2009
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I friggin love Streetcar....so beautiful.
An ex-bf looks like Andy Griffith in A Face In The Crowd.
TCM never gets old man, Never.
I am in the wrong time period lol00:49 Dec 06 2009
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I love My Fair Lady....its kick ass...so much better than the movies we have now...
classics, we need more classics...
and I hope that in 20 years Twilight will not be considered a classic
???20:54 Dec 05 2009
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Who is this darkinfatuation428 you speak of?
LMAO
hmm...19:30 Dec 03 2009
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I don't really enjoy hearing people talk about how much they like fucking their significant others...especially when it is written on a profile...
life is pretty damn ridiculous sometimes....19:54 Dec 01 2009
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if i must say myself.
Another Conclusion19:41 Dec 01 2009
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I am not going to initiate any type of conversation anymore. I seem to be wasting my time. Until I am spoken to or invited I will not communicate. End.
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COMMENTS
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DestroyingAngel
13:33 Jan 01 2010
this is like...my favorite journal, ever lol.
My mission is quick and smiple. Get in, Get out, Badda Boom Badda Bing lol......
Isis101
22:17 Jan 03 2010
That usually happens to me if I have to use a public restroom...the balancing act is tricky!